RIP Lazerus 12-6-12

I am not going to sugarcoat this. The largest of the two albino Oscars, Lazerus, has died. As you know, the main fish tank cracked and he and Eminem were relegated to the same 5 gallon bucket until sufficient water could be conditioned for the new tank. Alas, there was not enough oxygen in the bucket to support both fish. A few close friends swam in for the funeral, but we did not have time for eloborate preparations due to the short notice. On a more upbeat note, a bit of gossip. Many of the morning clients know Wes and his wife Johnnie. But Johnnie was not always married to Wes. At one point, Johnnie was married to a professional baseball pitcher! That's right---the man pitched for several seasons with the Washington Senators! What other little tidbits about her past has Johnnie left out? I shall find out and report back here forthwith.